Interview from Select 1993
Part of the Lust in Music feature.
Ever had sex to your
own records?
Yeah, my AC/DC and HP Zinker records.
What’s your
favourite chat-up line?
To try to get girls to watch me fall down stairs.
First sexual experience?
I felt I’d done it before. It was not that unbelievable.
Most intense erotic
experience?
Hugging Steve Albini or masturbating on acid in Bondi
Sexiest video you’ve
seen?
I like ‘Cherish’ by Madonna.
What tunes are on
your sex tape?
I sure don’t have one of those.
Have you ever had
a homosexual experience?
I’ve shagged some of the guys from Suede and Slade and Ride.
What turns you off?
People who tell me what to do.
What do you do about
groupies?
I like to talk to them and flirt a little.
What’s your
favourite sexual fantasy?
When I beat off I usually think of things that really happened.
Who is your ideal
woman?
Why, my mother of course.
What do you look
for in a woman?
Sleepy eyes.
Ever faked an orgasm?
I’ve faked not having one before.
Do you use a condom?
Yes. I’ve become careful in that area.
Most regrettable
sexual experience?
Sleeping with my maths teacher in high school.
Weirdest place you’ve
ever had sex?
Houston.
Where do you draw
the line?
In the sand.
Ever had a relationship
with a fan?
Yup.
Who’d you fancy
as a nipper?
All my babysitters.